Hi! im Harper, an 18yo girl from Texas. i make a lot of different things on the internet, and you can find them all on this fucking awesome website
Harpulator Harper Ulator: greatest artist ever (according to science)?
breaking news: everybody on planet earth scientifically PROVEN to love harpulator. Donald "Jonald" Trump has recently announced that her discography on shuffle will replace the national anthem, and it will be mandated by law to recite all her lyrics every morning. This highly uncontroversial study from YALE predicts harpulator to be the #2 most streamed artist (behind cory feldman) by 2031 and a half.
her iconic early-alpha-prototype game carom carousel(dubbed "greatest game of all time", according to science) is probably cancelled due to her insanely prosperous (legendary, even) music career, and because she is not a good programmer and too lazy to finish it. but she IS releasing the soundtrack on July 4th 2026 in 2 parts to make up for the last 6 months of nothin.
she says the 51 series are just weird game OSTs and NOT core harpulator projects; just like scraps and shit. but that's okay, because according to science, it will still be the best music ever created across time by any human or dog.
-Terry Gross, PBS bitchfork news
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if you want to get in contact, add me on discord: @harpulator
todo for this site
sidebars
cool panel buttons
cursors
hover effects
this homepage is not completely done yet, and i'll probably put off "finishing" it for at least several more months.
if you would like to see the LEGACY homepage, CLICK HERE!!!!!!! -- do note that the old version runs a lot more horrendously terrible compared to this version