Harper's Brain

i wrote things that feel at home on my own personal website. like maybe tumblr would've worked but there's too much expectation of discoverability. I only want you to read this if you seek it out ykwim


Harper's Tips! Just the tip. Touch Harper's Tip. Harper's Tits!!! click here to see Harper's Tits. Click there to touch harper's tip
"why does this website look like that" idk i thought it was funny. why do you look like a lil bitch
cant read?? HOLD CLICK!!!!
hi im a girl named harper and you're inside my brain rigbt now!!!!!!!!

I made this page to vomit thoughts into Quick n' Dirty Style!!!!!


I DONT WANT TO USE FIREFOXI DONT WANT TO USE FIREFOXI DONT WANT TO USE FIREFOXI DONT WANT TO USE FIREFOXI DONT WANT TO USE FIREFOX

RAHHHH I HAVE TO MIGRATE ALL MY SHIT NOW THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS I USEDF CHROME FOR YEARS!!!! ARGHGHHHHH IHATE U GOOGLE I HATE GOOGLE I HATE GOOGLE I HATE GOOGLE


OHMYGODOHM,GOD im high asf 9:51 AM 3/5/2025 i just had the brilliant idea to repurpose old demos i made as the ost for penis world ohmy god penis world ost penis world ost penis world ost!!!!!!! i might not even upload some songs to the music part of my website and just keep them as hidden easter eggs in penis world,, that would be so cool!!! uwaa!!!@ sugoi!!
HORRID HENRY TRANSGENDER if you know you knowHORRID HENRY TRANSGENDERORRID HENORRID HENhor HORRID
ive been thinking a lot about horrid henry this morning 1:42 PM 3/1/2025 its not morning anymore but i havent left my room all day so its basically morningHORRID HENRY




PRO TIP!!! HOOLD MIODDLE CLICK AND MOVE YHOUR MOUSE RIGHT. IT MAKES THE WHOLE PAGE ~~~WIBBLY~~~





harperts tip of the day!

be evil PLEASE


WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

WHAT IF YUO BIT INTO A BANANA AND IT WAS LIKE SMARTIES TEXTURE

hows this
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